The return of the girlfriend comments muah ha ha. Only because I love monkeys!!! There are many things wrong this situation. The whatch ma callit machine. You know that one machine that I can never the name of even though my boyfriend just told me the name machine, the one that Wallace always uses in Wallace and Gromit, the one that sets off the chain reaction. You know the one I'm talking about. Well that's what this is. It's pretty unrealistic. Poor Shawn I don't think it will work. The bacon will definately not hold and I don't think there be many kids getting the Ice Cream. More like college students (Note the reference to UCI). And how on earth will .9 ounces change the throw by 20 degrees (especially since the angle looks more like 35 degrees). Shawn should train the monkey to throw the newspaper, that would probably work a lot better than what he has planned... a lot better... a lot lot better. Now about that monkey. It's one cute monkey. Especially with the top hat on. I wish someone would buy me a diamond ring (preferably a flawless or VVS1-VVS2 clarity, D-F color, 1-1.5 caret, round cut) If you don't know what that is don't worry about it just know that it's very expensive. Ooh a man made one because those can be made flawlessly with the only difference being that they illuminate light. Even most experts can't tell the difference. Anyways back to the subject. The monkey sitting his shoulder, that is one cute monkey. It's so cute I want a pet monkey. I think my boyfriend should buy me one, you guys should tell him to. Ooh maybe he can train the monkey to throw poop at Nathan instead, like the monkeys in the zoo. That would probably work best hee hee. Yeah that could work I wonder....